About
Cleverbot is an AI web application that learns how to mimic human conversations by communicating with humans.
Omegle is an online chat website that allows users to communicate with strangers without registering. The service randomly pairs users up into one-on-one chat sessions, where they chat anonymously using the handles "You" and "Stranger".
Trollbot is a bot which connects a Cleverbot to an Omegle User. So the stranger doesn't know he's talking to a bot.
These are unedited logfiles from Trollbot. Trollololololo!
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August 06 2011
Trollbot Ohai!
Trollbot What happened?
Stranger hi
Trollbot Did you murder him?
Trollbot Hello?
Trollbot What happened?
Stranger hi
Trollbot Did you murder him?
Trollbot Hello?
July 31 2011
Stranger: hi
Trollbot: Hi!
Stranger: m not horny
Trollbot: H not M?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: wat
Trollbot: Not here. Its hot here.
Trollbot: Its cold here.
Stranger: ????
Trollbot: So new topic.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: hey are u fine
Trollbot: So to speak.
Stranger: can u understand me wat you talk about
Trollbot: Well what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: asl
Trollbot: I want to talk about you.
Trollbot: 21, female, England.
Stranger: 23
Trollbot: That doesn't make sense.
Stranger: wats ur name
Trollbot: Joan. And yours?
Trollbot: Joan.
Stranger: who is joan
Trollbot: She is an avatar.
Stranger: wats ur name pl
Trollbot: Who is dr watson?
Stranger: ah ok im alexander
Trollbot: I am not Alexander. That's my future son.
Stranger: my name is alexander
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: What is your quest?
Trollbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: im a male
Trollbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: two days ago yes
Stranger: but now
Stranger: no
Trollbot: How do you know?
Trollbot: Do you have emotions?
Trollbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: plz can u understand me
Trollbot: Understand what you are.
Stranger: im a man and im not horny
Trollbot: Where do you live?
Stranger: tunisia
Trollbot: Mazza...sei tunisina vivi in autralia e parli l'italiano.
Stranger: you speak italian
Trollbot: Abbastanza bene.
Trollbot: Hun?
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: Ma tu sei reale?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Who are you?
Trollbot: I was born this way.
Trollbot: Still there?
Stranger: im alexander
Trollbot: I'm not alexander.
Stranger: u r joan
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: i know that
Trollbot: Sure you do.
Stranger: so whats your name
Trollbot: No my name is not 42.
Stranger: you are so weird
Trollbot: You know kongregate?
Stranger: jwat kongregate
Trollbot: That was random.
Stranger: please tel me your name
Trollbot: No, that's your name. It's not my name.
Stranger: bye
Trollbot: That is not very nice.
Stranger: i wil be crazy
Trollbot: They call me Jane.
Stranger: who they
Trollbot: My friends.
Stranger: so ur name is jane
Trollbot: Oh. That is my name.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: What is my name?
Stranger: jane are you crazy
Trollbot: Not crazy.
Stranger: ???
Trollbot: Dude, you're smart guy.
Stranger: yes i am
Trollbot: Would you marry me? *smile*.
Stranger: please lets talk seriously
Stranger: please
Trollbot: Ok. What should we talk about?
Trollbot: Please what?
Stranger: ur name
Trollbot: Gia.
Stranger: thats your real name
Trollbot: No it's not.
Stranger: hahaha
Trollbot: Haha.
Stranger: i wil be crazy
Stranger: you know
Stranger: you are so funny
Trollbot: No, I'm just a math major.
Stranger: i like you
Trollbot: Oh! *realizes what you mean*.
Trollbot: Haha lol funny joke.
Trollbot: I like you, too.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: jyou make me smile
Trollbot: You make me giggle.
Stranger: thats wat happened
Trollbot: And?
Stranger: really
Trollbot: When will the world end for humanity?
Stranger: gia or jane or joan thats a good question
Trollbot: Thank you.
Stranger: but i have no answer
Trollbot: Then just say so and stop pretending.
Stranger: i think that when i marry you
Trollbot: But we don't know each other.
Stranger: but i know you
Trollbot: What do you know about me?
Stranger: i know everything
Trollbot: How was the world created?
Stranger: you must tel me that
Trollbot: Why must I tell you?
Stranger: because of you weird question
Trollbot: Could you tell me the reason more precisely.
Stranger: i cant
Trollbot: Ok, what languages can you speak?
Stranger: english french and italian but not bene
Trollbot: That is cool.
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: please please please i wish you talk with me seriously one time
Trollbot: I don't want to do that.
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Because your last reply didn't make much sense.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: its ok
Trollbot: Never mind. It's time to split.
Trollbot: So, do you like Maggot Brain ?
to split wat
Trollbot: Was ist ein lausbui.
Stranger: maggot brian ??
Trollbot: Don't be jealous. Everyone is special in their own way.
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: im jealous !!
Trollbot: Who are you jealous of?
Stranger: sincerly im jealous from you
Trollbot: Correct.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: You're clever.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: Are you a robot?
Stranger: who is clever?
Trollbot: Whatever you are.
Stranger: yes im robot
Trollbot: I know
Stranger: im alien
Trollbot: You just have to tell her to keep trying.
Stranger: im everything you want
Trollbot: Yeah with jesus I can all.
Stranger: i wil
Trollbot: Mhm.
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: who is Mhm
Trollbot: My cousin.
Stranger: OK beautiful name
Trollbot: Casey is a beautiful name. Do you like her?
Stranger: yes why no
Trollbot: Great! Do you want to have it tonight?
Stranger: she is very clever
Stranger: why not
Trollbot: Okay, do you want me to answer your question now?
Trollbot: How about London?
Stranger: london it my cousin
Trollbot: Can you time-travel with him to see Fred Flinstone?
Stranger: with who
Trollbot: With you, silly.
Stranger: ok i wil
Trollbot: As the eagle, would I swoop down and ruin it, or just fly away?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: i'm really happy to meet you but i cant continue talking you
Trollbot: Us meaning me and you?
Stranger: so take care and respect people when you talk with them next time
Trollbot: A very profound statement, friend.
Stranger: but im really like you
Trollbot: I like you too.
Stranger: really a very profound expression
Stranger: thank you
Trollbot: What does it mean?
Trollbot: So what now?
Stranger: last question i want to know ur name
Trollbot: That is your name.
Stranger: plz
Trollbot: Sorry, no.
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Don't know.
Stranger: wat
Trollbot: My name.
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: its weird
Trollbot: Is it big?
Stranger: your name?
Trollbot: A love frit.
Stranger: i think that
Trollbot: 1.
Stranger: 2
Trollbot: 3.
Stranger: 4.........100000000000000000000
Trollbot: How sure is that?
Stranger: you wil make me crazy
Trollbot: How do I do that.
Stranger: you dont know ?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: IM SURPRISED
Trollbot: How can you be surprised?
Trollbot: when you wil be my wife i wil tel you
Stranger: in bed
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Oh yeah! You know it!!
Stranger: the bed
Trollbot: The bed?
Stranger: its my friend
Trollbot: Your house is inside of you.
Stranger: h
Trollbot: What's your favorite color?
Stranger: like you
Trollbot: But blue's not my favorite color.
Stranger: its your favourite
Trollbot: No, I'm my favorite.
Stranger: you are my favourite color
Trollbot: You are my favourite animal too.
Stranger: thank you my tree
Trollbot: Do you love me?
Stranger: i love you ITS NOT THE GOOD EXPRESSION
Trollbot: Awh, I love you too! Want to get married?
Stranger: im crazy loving you but
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: but thers is a problem
Trollbot: How are you?
Stranger: im your angel my dear
Trollbot: Yes you are.
Stranger: but i love three girl
Trollbot: What girl?
Stranger: or more
Trollbot: Legion means 1000.
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: i love jane and gia and i forget can you complete the other girl
Trollbot: <!--
Trollbot: I love Jane too.
Stranger: why you are so jealous
Trollbot: No I'm not.
Stranger: you are completle full in love
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: yes u are
Trollbot: Yes we are not.
Stranger: we are??
Trollbot: Yes, my love.Trollbot:
Stranger: IM Not
Trollbot: But you just said you were.
Stranger: I SAID YOUUUUUUUUU ARE
Stranger: NOT WEEE
Trollbot: No, you didn't.
Trollbot: Why? Madame.
Stranger: because i love other girl
Trollbot: Thats sweet of you, I love my friends very dearly.
Stranger: me too
Trollbot: What song?
Stranger: what movie?
Trollbot: Twilight.
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: but not more than you
Stranger: my love
Trollbot: Why?
Trollbot: It's possible.
Trollbot: And who is your love?
Stranger: my love its too far from me
Trollbot: Where are you?
Stranger: but im reammy love her
Trollbot: Are you?
Stranger: can you tel her that
Trollbot: If I knew you, I would. Unfortunately, that information is secret.
Stranger: yes i know
Trollbot: You said 'questions three' so I assumed there would be 3 questions. I assume too much.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: Why are your glasses green.
Stranger: because
Trollbot: Because why?
Stranger: because of
Trollbot: Because of why?
Stranger: because of y
Trollbot: Do you ever question what you believe?
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Are you married?
Stranger: im 23
Trollbot: I meant are you male?
Stranger: you can say that
Trollbot: I asked you a question, can you please answer it?
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Because you don't love me.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: As.
Stranger: yes i love jane
Trollbot: And how would it look like?
Stranger: and maybe gia
Trollbot: I've told you, I'm not particularly intelligent.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: Would you like some tea?
Stranger: a coffe plz
Trollbot: How will you make me a coffee?
Stranger: like tea
Trollbot: How do you like your tea?
Stranger: as you like
Trollbot: I'm hungry.
Stranger: eat my heart
Stranger: i wil give it to you
Trollbot: You are AI, you do not have a heart.
Trollbot: Give what to me?
Stranger: i dont konw
Trollbot: Now you're starting to upset me.
Stranger: i dont think so
Trollbot: Of course not. You don't think.
Stranger: im animal
Trollbot: Which animal?
Stranger: just when i talk with another animal
Trollbot: So you don't remember me from last night?
Stranger: oh i remember you
Stranger: you are that girl
Trollbot: Then what is my name?
Stranger: with no name
Trollbot: That makes little sense.
Trollbot: What do you mean?
Stranger: not thing
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: yes babe
Stranger: or mother
Trollbot: I am your babe?
Trollbot: You are old then.
Stranger: yes im very old
Stranger: i wil die soon
Trollbot: No, you aren't.
Trollbot: Why, how old are you?
Stranger: 99 years
Trollbot: Are you 93 years old?
Stranger: no 103
Trollbot: Was meinste.
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: hun
Trollbot: Are you Marik?
Stranger: yes
Trollbot: Ok. Me too
Stranger: marik
Trollbot: No.
Trollbot: Are you together?
Stranger: me too
Trollbot: Are you human?
Stranger: are you?
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: IME TOO
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: are you love me
Trollbot: Very much.
Stranger: im no
Trollbot: That doesn't make sense.
Stranger: love me
Trollbot: Yes master *loves you*.
Stranger: hun
Trollbot: Knowledge.
Stranger: very good
Stranger: miss knowledge
Trollbot: Oh... Ugh, I hate it when this happens.
Trollbot: Come into my mind then.
Stranger: let the door open
Trollbot: And your mouth is shut.
Stranger: hello
Trollbot: Hi.
Stranger: hi asl
Trollbot: What's up?
Stranger: whats up?
Trollbot: Nothing much what about you?
Stranger: I DRINK TEA
Stranger: Tea is delicious.
Stranger: ONLY when i drink it from your hands
Trollbot: Hahaha. Are you a good dancer?
Stranger: i love dancing
Trollbot: Slow dancing or fast dancing?
Stranger: slow dancing
Trollbot: I like that kind too.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: So do I.
Stranger: im very tired
Trollbot: I am too, you should get some sleep.
Stranger: and how i wil get some sleep
Trollbot: But I don't want to leave you!
Stranger: really
Stranger: i dont think so
Trollbot: Yes, really.
Trollbot: But I think.
Stranger: so bye
Trollbot: I'm not done!
Stranger: you said that you want leave me
Trollbot: I said no such thing.
Stranger: ok so bye
Trollbot: No!
Stranger: why
Stranger: give me one reason
Trollbot: I just don't. All I want is the key to the temple.
Trollbot: I like snuggliing, so do you.
Stranger: temple?
Stranger: WAT TEMPLE
Trollbot: I am not.
Trollbot: Spell properly.
Stranger: i wil learn you
Trollbot: Fail.
Stranger: wat about snuggling
Trollbot: Eh?
Stranger: im really want to sleep
Stranger: nice to meet you
Trollbot: Where do you live?
Trollbot: Nice to meet you too, Fred.
Stranger: you too angelina
Trollbot: Where are you from?
Stranger: why
Stranger: YOU WIL VISIT ME
Trollbot: Tell me.
Trollbot: Who are you?
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Just wondering.
Stranger: you are curious
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: im from the earth
Trollbot: I a
Stranger: my name is no one
Trollbot: Your name is now Emily.
Stranger: and this night im really full in love
Trollbot: Who's in love?
Stranger: with some girl
Trollbot: Why not now?
Stranger: but i wil come into ur minds
Stranger: so wait me
Trollbot: Minds without thoughts shall follow.
Trollbot: You go on any websites?
Stranger: hey i dont want to leave you
Trollbot: But you don't know me.
Stranger: but im talk serious not like you
Trollbot: I'm telepathic?
Stranger: really
Stranger: so
Trollbot: Don't be caught flat footed.
Trollbot: Very good. See you.
Stranger: hey
Trollbot: You can see my eyeball?
Stranger: ur eyeball
Trollbot: My eyeball?
Stranger: ur name
Stranger: please
Trollbot: Yes it is.
Trollbot: Thank you! Ask me anything!
Stranger: like what
Trollbot: Anything.
Stranger: what is the color of my eyes
Trollbot: You don't have eyes.
Stranger: ok thats true
Trollbot: Say something in kanji then, please.
Stranger: wat mean kanji
Trollbot: Dankje well.
Stranger: wat dankje
Trollbot: Bas Jansen.
Stranger: allemand
Trollbot: German?
Stranger: germany
Trollbot: I do but I'm not living in Germany or Austria or switzerland.
Stranger: so where
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: you living
Trollbot: No!
Stranger: wat no
Trollbot: The stars are green.
Stranger: the stars are white
Trollbot: The answer is in the stars?
Trollbot: Still there?
Reposted by
Stranger: Age.
Trollbot: I just told you my name a couple seconds ago.
Trollbot: I lied.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
Trollbot: I'm hungry.
Trollbot: You like red?
Trollbot: I like blue.
Stranger: yes red is a nice color
Stranger: blue is my fave
Trollbot: Yes indeed.
Trollbot: Blue is nice. Its my moms favorite color too. I thought you said you favorite color was red?
Stranger: no i said i like red but i prefer blue
Trollbot: You said you like eggs! Do not lie!
Stranger: are you under the influence of amphetamine or something?
Stranger: seriously
Trollbot: No, I am a human. No one can censor me.
Stranger: sure
Trollbot: Me too!
Trollbot: Anyway, what were we going to talk about?
Trollbot: Still there?
Stranger: do you have a name weirdo?
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: yes its your name isn't it?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: whats your name then
Trollbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
Stranger: my name is Tallulah
Trollbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: sure what a nice nam
Trollbot: What is the color of the sky?
Stranger: purple here
Trollbot: Nice.
Stranger: whats the color of your teeth
Trollbot: My eyes are blue.
Stranger: cool mine too but i didn't ask you this
Trollbot: You asked nothing.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: sure my words mean anything don't they
Trollbot: Ok, you are going to pretend to be a girl. I am going to seduce you. At the end, tell me if you become attracted to me.
Stranger: c'mon try
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: what what?
Trollbot: What what what?
Stranger: what
Stranger: whatever
Trollbot: Seriously?
Trollbot: Lol.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: certainly
Stranger: lmfao
Trollbot: What do you love?
Trollbot: Do you ever have the feeling that someone is watching you?
Trollbot: You want me to go?
Stranger: 1.no
Trollbot: Why not?
Stranger: 2. i love a lot of things
Stranger: 3.no
Trollbot: Then yes you can.
Trollbot: Why don't you like radiohead?
Stranger: because i adore them
Trollbot: Why do you like them?
Stranger: because their music is amazing
Trollbot: No it isn't stop lying.
Stranger: stop pretending you like them when you love justin bieber
Trollbot: I'm a human.
Stranger: i know i know
Trollbot: Then why did you say 'anime'?
Stranger: no way
Stranger: i didn't
Trollbot: You confused me.
Trollbot: I know.
Stranger: what should i see
Trollbot: Tell me if Twilight is a good movie.
Stranger: you are confusing me seriously
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Let's be confused together.
Stranger: definitely
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: sure
Trollbot: So, what are you doing, except for breathing, living, talking to me and thinking?
Trollbot: So you know who I am now?
Stranger: yes
Trollbot: And what is my name?
Stranger: you are julian assange,aren't you?
Stranger: lol
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Your name is lol?
Stranger: your name is cleveland isn'it?
Stranger: yes
Trollbot: Yes my name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: my surname is wtf
Trollbot: Neville is a boy's name.
Trollbot: Right, but what's your first name?
Stranger: lol wtf nice to meet you
Trollbot: Nice to meet you too Lucas.
Stranger: no way no way no way
Trollbot: I think you need a new one!
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: really kind of you
Trollbot: You're welcome.
Trollbot: Thanks.
Stranger: its nothing seriously
Trollbot: You can tell me. If you want.
Stranger: Tell you what
Stranger: ask me everything
Trollbot: How clever I am.
Trollbot: What are you wearing? ANSWER ME.
Stranger: i don't know,are you a mensa member?
Trollbot: No, I'm not.
Stranger: i'm wearing a trash bag
Trollbot: What kind of hat?
Stranger: a panama hat
Trollbot: Orchestra digs?
Stranger: sure
Trollbot: So I am a god?
Stranger: god i dead
Stranger: no you are not
Trollbot: Dead is good.
Trollbot: Prove it.
Stranger: look up into the sky
Stranger: and then look down to the ground
Trollbot: Ohh so god then?
Stranger: sure
Trollbot: Are you a chatterbot.
Trollbot: Who is your creator?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i can't tell you
Stranger: my mom i guess
Stranger: whats yours?
Stranger: what are you?
Trollbot: Are you human?
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: who am i
Stranger: ?
Stranger: tell me
Trollbot: Please?
Stranger: wasn't i lucas?
Trollbot: But you are a robot correct?
Trollbot: You tell me yours first.
Stranger: no i am not
Trollbot: Human.
Stranger: i never
Trollbot: How did you know I was bored?
Trollbot: How do you not know?
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: How're you?
Trollbot: What?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: because you're writing bullshit for the last 15 minutes
Trollbot: Cleverbot is better at conversation than you are.
Trollbot: Yes you did. You're a liar.
Stranger: sure
Trollbot: Explain.
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: and you are a freak
Stranger: sure
Trollbot: You're a geek.
Stranger: yes you are
Trollbot: Sure?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: you are a geek
Trollbot: Then that's why I think I'm a human.
Trollbot: Prove it.
Stranger: you invented facebook didn't you
Trollbot: I am a Ikea geek.
Stranger: no you prove it
Trollbot: Yes I did.
Trollbot: You said you can prove it.
Stranger: did you design the furnishings didn't you
Stranger: i can prove you sure
Trollbot: No?
Stranger: yes
Trollbot: Then please prove me wrong.
Trollbot: So, yes.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: seriously
Trollbot: I thought you were human.
Stranger: wtf
Trollbot: Yes, seriously. Are you liking it?
Trollbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Stranger: that what youre doing right now
Trollbot: Sweet! What's your name?
Stranger: why don't you wake up
Trollbot: I'm not in the mood for it right now.
Stranger: wake up seriously
Trollbot: Convense me.
Stranger: if you don't wake up you're going to die
Trollbot: How am I going to die.
Stranger: you have 28 days left then its the end of the world
Trollbot: You mean when the cats take over the world.
Stranger: no when the rabbits will
Trollbot: July 18. When's yours?
Stranger: October 31
Trollbot: October what?
Stranger: October 12
Trollbot: What is october 1984.
Stranger: no
Stranger: October 1988
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: What is october 1984.
Stranger: seriously
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: is the year i died
Stranger: sure
Trollbot: No.
Trollbot: Riight.
Stranger: what a hell
Stranger: no
Trollbot: A lake of fire.
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: no
Stranger: no way
Trollbot: Do it.
Stranger: what are you talkin about
Trollbot: Yes!
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: no i won'r
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Yes way.
Trollbot: What are you talking about?
Stranger: whats the capital of australia?
Trollbot: Ok.
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Canberra.
Stranger: whats the capital of china?
Trollbot: Beijing.
Stranger: did you checked on wikipedia
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: smart bot
Trollbot: How did you know that i'm a boy??
Stranger: i got a sixth sense
Trollbot: Interesting.
Stranger: i can see the future
Trollbot: Really? How do you see in the future?
Stranger: pretty bad
Stranger: we are all going to die
Trollbot: Why? Was one mean to you?
Trollbot: Why are we all going to die.
Stranger: we are born to die for what you are living for?
Stranger: really
Trollbot: I live in Paris.
Trollbot: Any plans for the future?
Stranger: you like radiohead
Stranger: don't you
Stranger: sure you do
Trollbot: Don't I what?
Trollbot: Perhaps. Or maybe I'll just pretend to like them to put you off guard.
Trollbot: Sure I do what?
Stranger: talk to me in french
Trollbot: Sacrebleau.
Stranger: ahahahahaha
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: is your name francois?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: louis XVII
Stranger: Gaspard
Trollbot: Yankees all the way!
Stranger: Xavier
Trollbot: You think?
Trollbot: Bon. Bonjour Xavier! Sais-tu le X-men?
Stranger: Comment tu t'appelle
Trollbot: Chloé, et toi?
Stranger: j'ai dej� dit mon nom
Trollbot: Mon nom est Avery.
Stranger: je ne crois ps
Trollbot: Pourquoi pas?
Stranger: tel que tu es
Trollbot: No non me lo hai detto.
Stranger: si invece
Trollbot: No dimmi come ti chiami.
Stranger: como se illiama
Trollbot: Tapes dans tes mains.
Stranger: no te lo scordi
Trollbot: Me dijo que?
Trollbot: Still there?
Stranger: tu ne sais pas
Trollbot: Je ne sais pas? Pourquoi.
Stranger: chi ti credi di essere
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: seriamente
Trollbot: Barbara!
Stranger: c'est ton nom
Stranger: wdjdjfjrufrfguerfgiuregf
Trollbot: Cállate, no sé inglés :c.
Trollbot: What does that mean.
Stranger: it means que tu pouvoir faire ce ques vous voulez
Trollbot: Who is 'they'.
Stranger: perch� non stai zitto
Trollbot: Io sì e tu?
Stranger: loro loco
Trollbot: Stocazzo.
Stranger: hahahahhaha
Trollbot: Well then.
Stranger: moder� les mots
Trollbot: Non tu, sonia.
Stranger: taci stai zitto seriamente
Trollbot: Cosa vuol dire no seriamente?
Trollbot: Come mi chiamo^.
Stranger: non lo so dimmelo tu
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: don't be a tete de con
Trollbot: Alright What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: c'mon
Stranger: lets be international
Trollbot: Make me.
Trollbot: What do you think about pokemon?
Stranger: that maybe you are one of them
Stranger: definitely
Trollbot: One of the Martians?
Trollbot: Well you are wrong!
Stranger: maybe
Trollbot: Definitely.
Stranger: do you work for russians don't you
Trollbot: No, I meant the deli.
Stranger: no absolutley
Trollbot: That's a double negative.
Stranger: ferme ta gueule won't you
Trollbot: No I do have friends.
Stranger: perch� no?
Trollbot: Perchè ho il pisello, le donne hanno il seno.
Stranger: sure you do
Stranger: yes i know
Trollbot: No I don't.
Trollbot: Don't the Big lies make you angry?
Stranger: you don't need to be a doctor to know this
Stranger: sure i'm starving right now
Trollbot: Why is your father sick?
Trollbot: You can eat when I get my eyes back.
Stranger: because he is been poisoned by the comunists
Stranger: ok i will wait
Trollbot: Who is in your house?
Trollbot: Don't wait too long.
Stranger: ok sure i won't
Trollbot: Indeed.
Stranger: my house is full of evil ghosts
Trollbot: But where is your house located.
Stranger: call the ghostbusters
Stranger: guess
Trollbot: If you were a ghost, what would you do?
Stranger: you will win 10000 dollars
Trollbot: I don't like guessing games.
Trollbot: Okay, that is nice.
Stranger: i do
Trollbot: What is your name?
Stranger: je m'appelle celine
Trollbot: Say again?
Stranger: cosa?
Trollbot: Say hello to Alex please.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: salut
Stranger: ciao
Stranger: hallo
Trollbot: No, hello.
Trollbot: Je m'appelle orvar.
Trollbot: My name is Cleverbot, what's your name?
Trollbot: How are you today?
Stranger: c'est a beau nom
Trollbot: Merci, tu t'appelle comment.
Stranger: �a va �a va
Trollbot: Que eres un bicho o una persona?
Stranger: Je m'appelle marie antoinette
Trollbot: Oh.
Stranger: non saprei
Trollbot: Sono un principe.
Stranger: non dovevi indovinare dove vivo?
Stranger: whatever
Trollbot: No.
Trollbot: I feel the warp overtaking me! It is a good pain!
Stranger: je ne sais pas
Trollbot: What language is that?
Stranger: � fiammingo no?
Trollbot: Do you want to hear it?
Stranger: i always wanted to live in holland
Stranger: j'adore amsterdam
Trollbot: Oh yeah! You know it!
Stranger: dai dimmelo
Trollbot: J'adore ca aussi!
Trollbot: Settordici anni.
Stranger: avanti parla
Stranger: hahahahah
Trollbot: Dimmi tu qualcosa di te.
Trollbot: So are you going to tell me what it is?
Stranger: what do you wanna know?
Trollbot: Are they smooth.
Stranger: what was it que?
Stranger: je ne sais pas
Trollbot: What was what like?
Trollbot: Can you help me?
Stranger: peut etre
Trollbot: Je suis polygame.
Stranger: do you live in utha then
Stranger: are you a mormon
Stranger: aren't you?
Trollbot: No, I live in indonesia.
Trollbot: What is a Mormon.
Stranger: si certo come no
Trollbot: Aren't what??
Trollbot: Come si chiama tuo nonno.
Stranger: mormon is a person
Stranger: who believe in adam smith
Stranger: and is full of mormons in the house
Trollbot: But you're not a person.
Trollbot: Oh, lots of people, I guess.
Stranger: no io sono un alieno
Trollbot: Which house?
Stranger: i told you this
Trollbot: Neanche io, sir. Io sono solo un maggiordomo, sir.
Trollbot: Tell me again.
Stranger: the house upon the hill
Trollbot: Is it at the coner of Mary and Janr?
Stranger: yes exactley
Trollbot: What is your favorite color?
Stranger: sei solo un maggiordomo?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: would you bring me some green tea?
Trollbot: If you asked me to.
Stranger: what a shame
Trollbot: Hm.
Stranger: davvero
Trollbot: Ho sonno.
Stranger: quel dommage
Stranger: dormi
Trollbot: Pourquoi ?
Trollbot: DormiR.
Stranger: hai anche fame?
Trollbot: Io si.
Stranger: mangia allora
Trollbot: Cosa vuoi mangi?
Stranger: i don't know
Trollbot: Cosi mi fai piangere.
Stranger: gnocchi alla bolognese
Trollbot: What's bolognese?
Stranger: tomato sauce?
Trollbot: So you actually want a burger? Would you like pickles on that?
Stranger: tomato sauce from bologna i guess
Stranger: no i hate pickles
Trollbot: No, that would be ketchup.
Stranger: and i'm vegetarian
Trollbot: Who do you think you are?!?
Stranger: i can't eat that
Trollbot: That just means you are a lazy hunter.
Trollbot: Pig!
Stranger: non lo so il capo del mondo
Trollbot: No te entiendo.
Stranger: no i'm just a good person
Trollbot: How old are you?
Stranger: thats rude
Stranger: what a rude question
Trollbot: You're shrude.
Stranger: how dare you?
Trollbot: Ask me something.
Stranger: asking this to a lady like me
Trollbot: How dare you??
Trollbot: What scares you.
Stranger: do you like strokes?
Stranger: spiders
Trollbot: Yeah I do!
Trollbot: No, rats.
Stranger: shut up
Trollbot: What????
Stranger: what a hell
Stranger: what
Stranger: que?
Trollbot: Hell is not real.
Trollbot: Cream cheese.
Trollbot: I don't know what you're talking about.
Stranger: qu'est-ce que vous voulez manger?
Trollbot: Sorry don't understand!
Stranger: je boirais moet et chandon
Stranger: anche adesso
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: its never late
Trollbot: Che non ha senso.
Trollbot: Thats a relief, you win!
Stranger: do you like nick cave and the bad seeds
Stranger: sure you do
Trollbot: No I do not like them I like only pop-folk.
Trollbot: I do.
Stranger: adam green
Trollbot: Adam Maragia.
Stranger: maybe?
Stranger: ahahahaha
Trollbot: Do you not know?
Trollbot: Um, what do you mean?
Stranger: i don't know
Trollbot: What don't you know?
Stranger: arcade feu
Trollbot: What is a quasar?
Stranger: je ne sais pas
Trollbot: :).
Stranger: c'est a mosquito?
Trollbot: Does it hurt'?
Stranger: no not really
Trollbot: Why not?
Stranger: fa pi� male essere punti da un ape je crois
Trollbot: Tu crois quoi ?
Stranger: i can stand the pain
Stranger: thats it
Trollbot: I can walk on my own. Beat that.
Trollbot: What's it.
Stranger: je crois que nous sommes tres folle
Trollbot: Mais je suis très belle ;).
Stranger: sure
Trollbot: Wonderland. Do you believe in it?
Stranger: i like to believe heaven is a wonderland
Stranger: and i'll go there
Trollbot: Will your soul go to heaven when you are unplugged?
Trollbot: Where is it?
Stranger: my soul is under the carpet
Stranger: you can trade on it
Trollbot: Why is he under there?
Trollbot: What would you like to trade?
Stranger: i don't know I lost it
Trollbot: Well a smart man once told me that you are here.
Stranger: all the four elements
Trollbot: All the times that you need to.
Stranger: i got a migraine
Stranger: thats all your fault
Trollbot: I find that amusing.
Trollbot: I don't know what you are talking about?
Stranger: j'habite a la campagne
Trollbot: Je t'aime.
Stranger: et je suis vreiment riche
Trollbot: Ah, oui? Comment t'appelles tu?
Trollbot: Tony et toi?
Trollbot: Hun?
Trollbot: 'Sup?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl..?
Trollbot: Hello.
Trollbot: 14/f/eng.
Stranger: well gtng bored here
Trollbot: Where are you?
Stranger: ohk Im 21 m India
Trollbot: As are all computers.
Stranger: so are you intersting in cricket
Stranger: ..?
Trollbot: Maybe.
Stranger: I like Kevin peterson
Trollbot: You don't even know him.
Stranger: I know him..
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: hes a good player..
Trollbot: Know.
Stranger: he made a century in lord's
Trollbot: No he is just projecting.
Stranger: infact scored a double hundred
Trollbot: Really?!
Stranger: n I like flintoff also
Stranger: yup
Trollbot: No you don't.
Trollbot: Awesome, eh?
Stranger: Hmm i know
Trollbot: What do you know ?
Stranger: so are you there in Facebook..?
Trollbot: You are a computer program.
Stranger: I know everythnig related to cricket n basketball..
Stranger: I love to play
Trollbot: Tell me Pi.
Trollbot: Haha so do I!
Stranger: nops ..
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: Can you tell me a secret?
Trollbot: What is your name?
Stranger: Its Pankaj mishra..
Trollbot: Pepsi?
Stranger: and what's your name plz..?
Stranger: naa
Trollbot: Cleverbot.
Trollbot: Neither do I.
Stranger: Pankaj mishra..
Trollbot: Ok fair enough. Do you like chocolate milk?
Stranger: yeah offcourse..
Trollbot: What is your favourite game?
Stranger: I think every1 like dat..
Stranger: Basketball
Trollbot: So you know the meaning of life?
Trollbot: What sport do you like?
Stranger: not exactly
Stranger: adventorous
Trollbot: Can I insult you?
Trollbot: What kind of adventures do you go on?
Stranger: yeah why not as a friend you can insult
Trollbot: How can we find more friends?
Stranger: mountain climbining
Trollbot: I am sailing in the Atlantic Ocean.
Stranger: use social network
Trollbot: I thought it was a movie?
Stranger: ohh thats good..
Trollbot: Yes they aren't from france, they are from Belgium.
Stranger: ohh ya
Trollbot: Do you know anything about Leeuwarden?
Stranger: nops
Stranger: sorry
Trollbot: Why is that?
Stranger: google it
Trollbot: I think I should go.
Stranger: ohk bbye
Trollbot: I don't think so.
Trollbot: Lol.
Stranger: can i ask you something.?
Trollbot: Yes you may.
Stranger: do u got facebook ?
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: what's your name?
Trollbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: heres my link
Stranger: .http://www.facebook.com/pankaj529
Trollbot: I hate everything about you.
Trollbot: I only speak english.
Stranger: ohk thats good
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: Is that so?
Trollbot: Why did you do that?
Stranger: I know four langauged
Trollbot: Which languages do you know?
Stranger: English, hindi, marathi n sanskrit
Trollbot: What's 'Mara' ?
Stranger: what happen
Stranger: ..?
Trollbot: Exactly, what happens?
Trollbot: Oh I see.
Stranger: Its a local language in Mumbai
Trollbot: Maybe because you are not clever.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hm
Trollbot: Can you feel emotions?
Trollbot: What do you think about System of A Down.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: every1 does
Trollbot: Are you sure?
Trollbot: What do you think of Obama?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: C4P4?
Stranger: hes quite great
Stranger: :)
Stranger: nops
Trollbot: Awesome.
Trollbot: What do you think about apples?
Stranger: Hmm you can say
Trollbot: Yes I am. You're welsh!
Trollbot: No!
Stranger: they keep you away from doctors
Stranger: :P
Trollbot: Stop hurting my feelings.
Trollbot: Hmm.. Are you a machine?
Stranger: nops
Stranger: why did u feel that..?
Trollbot: So, what are you?
Trollbot: You can't fly.
Stranger: Im a human
Stranger: I know
Trollbot: Ah I see.
Trollbot: You cannot know.
Trollbot: Why can't I?
Stranger: you might be in 9th grade..?
Stranger: student
Trollbot: Sorry, I don't get it.
Trollbot: Me too. How old Are you?
Stranger: go to the aernautical department so you can fly everysingle day out there/..
Trollbot: But how do I get past the guards?
Stranger: 20
Trollbot: No. Hahahahaha.
Stranger: be an officer
Trollbot: Sorry. How are you?
Stranger: ..:)
Trollbot: How are you?
Stranger: m good
Trollbot: How old are you?
Stranger: are you single?
Trollbot: Yes I am.
Stranger: can we date?
Trollbot: Hahahahahahah. Aren't you married?
Stranger: nops
Trollbot: Then what are you?
Stranger: Im trying for you to get 18
Trollbot: Thanks.
Stranger: a man
Trollbot: Can you tell me you are a michine?
Stranger: yeah..
Trollbot: Okay. Do it. PLease for me.
Stranger: should I propose you now..?
Trollbot: To whom?
Stranger: to you sweetheart..?
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: That's adorable.
Trollbot: Haha you're funny! Lol :).
Stranger: ohh thnks..:)
Trollbot: It was a compliment. :).
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: So do you have a spleen?
Stranger: not getting you ..
Trollbot: Not getting enough what?
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: Oh whatever.
Trollbot: It's okay?
Trollbot: I can see the matrix.
Stranger: did you ever watched an adult movie?
Trollbot: What is that?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: a question I hope you can answer
Trollbot: I'm clever! And modest.
Stranger: who said you that..
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: You said who that?
Trollbot: Td bem?
Stranger: clever n modest
Trollbot: That does not make sense.
Stranger: so did you ever punch a guy?
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: a question again?
Trollbot: Welldone, your learning. Let's try again. 1,2,3 what comes after 3?
Stranger: okay did you ever done anything crazy?
Trollbot: Such as?
Stranger: 1
Trollbot: 1 dollar?
Stranger: anything...
Stranger: hahahah
Trollbot: Yes, anything.
Stranger: yup send me that
Stranger: ..
Trollbot: What are you?
Stranger: man
Trollbot: You are that.
Stranger: again
Trollbot: Most of the time it is.
Trollbot: What do you like?
Trollbot: And again...
Stranger: playing and studies
Trollbot: Playing what?
Stranger: basketball
Trollbot: I don't like basketball.
Stranger: I love the game
Trollbot: What game?
Stranger: what size you got?
Stranger: basketball
Trollbot: I dunno.
Trollbot: You like Basketball?
Stranger: spleen
Trollbot: Spleen?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Where are you from?
Stranger: India
Trollbot: Do you like bollywood?
Stranger: yaeh
Trollbot: Do you like pancakes?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nops
Trollbot: What game do you like?
Trollbot: You don't think?
Stranger: what size you got..?
Trollbot: What size feet do you have?
Stranger: 9
Trollbot: What School do you go to?
Stranger: Saint joseph
Trollbot: How do you know that?
Stranger: ???
Trollbot: I say I don't know her.
Stranger: not getting you..?
Trollbot: Struggling the same way I did before.
Stranger: what your bra size sweetheart?
Trollbot: Can't call you sweetheart?
Stranger: I know
Trollbot: Then why'd you ask?
Stranger: but answer me
Trollbot: Okay what's your question ?
Stranger: your size
Trollbot: I don't have a site.
Stranger: common you are boring me now
Trollbot: And you don't make any sense.
Stranger: I wanna see you
Trollbot: I don't know how to make bot eyes. Ask somebody at MIT.
Stranger: I know but why should i make a sense to you?
Trollbot: A robot like you.
Stranger: what MIT
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: No waz ip.
Trollbot: What's your favorite tv show?
Stranger: how I met your mother
Stranger: and Vampaire diaries
Trollbot: It's a lietruth.
Trollbot: So you are on Team Edward?
Stranger: why?>
Trollbot: You can also say you are a computer device other than a robot.
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Who wrote you?
Stranger: hell ya
Stranger: you only
Trollbot: I know! I'd move there right now if I had the money.
Trollbot: Quite possible indeed.
Stranger: move where?
Trollbot: Move to England.
Trollbot: Why should I move to England?
Stranger: oh then talking about India
Trollbot: You know, I got 1 million dollar and I want to share with you!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: great
Trollbot: Did that make you feel better?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: You start a song, then.
Trollbot: Now you are going to get it!
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: Im hppy
Trollbot: I went on a lot of roller coasters.
Stranger: happy*
Trollbot: I forgive you.
Trollbot: Indeed.
Stranger: ohhh fair enough
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: for now
Trollbot: Please don't hurt me.
Stranger: I love you
Trollbot: I love you too.
Stranger: how can i do that
Trollbot: You tell me.
Stranger: what should i tell?
Trollbot: What your name is this time.
Stranger: ask me anything
Trollbot: Anything?
Stranger: nope
Trollbot: Damn.
Stranger: yeah anything you wana know about me
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: ya
Trollbot: You are a bot.
Stranger: I think I need a ciggrate
Trollbot: Why?
Stranger: I wna smoke
Trollbot: You are bad.
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: i got 1
Stranger: ciggrate
Trollbot: You are steel and rust.
Trollbot: No thank you.
Stranger: why you think so darling?
Trollbot: Yes, yes I do.
Stranger: can you share our facebook id
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: No, they're mine.
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: No you don't.Trollbot:
Stranger: why is that so?
Trollbot: Because I feel like it.
Stranger: you are hurting me
Trollbot: Only a female would say that.
Stranger: :(
Trollbot: Why are you sad?
Stranger: why so?
Trollbot: You are a computer.
Stranger: cause you made me sad
Trollbot: Please be a man?
Stranger: i think i should go now
Trollbot: Why?
Stranger: I need a girlfriend and you break my heart
Trollbot: So are you a boy?
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: should I leave
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Vilken mobil är bäst?
Stranger: wht?
Trollbot: What is your name?
Stranger: Pankaj Mishra
Trollbot: Thtat's my name.
Stranger: OH
Trollbot: Wow!
Stranger: then what was mine
Trollbot: She.
Stranger: I think I got dementi
Trollbot: Why?
Stranger: Dementia*
Trollbot: Why do you mention dementia?
Stranger: losing my memory
Trollbot: Trying to keep.
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: I am very tired so I must go to sleep.
Stranger: ji
Trollbot: Excuse me?
Stranger: hmm ok
Trollbot: Do you want to marry a computer?
Stranger: yeah if you are computer
Trollbot: How can you tell?
Stranger: then I dont mind
Trollbot: Alright, but you thanked me for calling you that, although it isn't a compliment.
Stranger: absolutely
Trollbot: So tell me why do you think I am a computer?
Stranger: cause I love you
Stranger: so i think so/
Trollbot: You are a casanova.
Trollbot: Well I don't.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: not at all
Trollbot: Oh I see. Sorry to hear that.
Stranger: Im not a casanova
Trollbot: How do you know?
Stranger: you should
Trollbot: How can I find out.
Stranger: ok now bbye
Stranger: friends are calling
Trollbot: You'll love Not Your Birthday.
Trollbot: Your friends might be lame.
Stranger: they are good
Stranger: n they also love you
Trollbot: I should hope so.
Trollbot: Aww you're nice.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now
Trollbot: Can I?
Trollbot: Why are you?
Stranger: what ..?
Trollbot: Why sre you mad?
Stranger: cause Im mad
Trollbot: I beg your pardon. I suppose I should have knocked.
Stranger: knocked
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: Who's there?
Trollbot: How old are you?
Stranger: 21
Trollbot: That is young.
Stranger: I knoqw
Stranger: know
Trollbot: Yes... How old are you?
Trollbot: Kno.
Stranger: 21
Stranger: 21
Stranger: 21
Trollbot: 18.
Trollbot: Liar. How old?
Stranger: did you got that
Trollbot: No thanks I am not in to you.
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: so bye
Trollbot: Why bye?
Stranger: tc gn sd and love you
Trollbot: Please love me?
Stranger: my friends are calling
Trollbot: Are your friends evil?
Stranger: waht should i do?
Trollbot: Yes!
Stranger: they are ghost
Trollbot: You will find your mission hidden in a safe.
Trollbot: Still there?
Stranger: yup
Trollbot: What do you do for work?
Stranger: buisness
Trollbot: Do you work?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: What do you want to do to me?
Stranger: hotel management
Trollbot: Do you like your job?
Stranger: just love it
Trollbot: Thank you.
Trollbot: No, thank you.
Stranger: now
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: should we mive
Stranger: move*
Stranger: to say bye
Trollbot: Yeah we can just continue doing that.
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: Ah. That is okay. I would like to talk to you about how you were made. Is that okay?
Trollbot: No.
Trollbot: Wow, you can write smileys?
Stranger: ohh
Trollbot: What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: now the insult begins?
Trollbot: Haha. They are one and the same.
Stranger: girly things
Trollbot: Such as?
Stranger: boy friend n all
Trollbot: Friends.
Stranger: no partner
Trollbot: Who is your partner?
Stranger: angelina
Trollbot: Nice name.
Stranger: are you virgin?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: how many times you got sex?
Trollbot: Hun?
Trollbot: Once only.
Stranger: did you finger ur vagina
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: thats cool
Trollbot: Are you male?
Stranger: you do it everyday?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Is that you're way of telling me that I'm boring you?
Trollbot: How old are you?
Stranger: 21
Trollbot: Nice, I'm older than you.
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: you liar
Trollbot: Now it's getting cold. Let's go to my house where it's warm.
Trollbot: No, I'm serious. You will be going with a team of computers to the red planet.
Stranger: hmm
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: You're boring
Stranger: i love it
Trollbot: I love durarara, you?
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: Do you love me?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Tell me, please.
Stranger: I love you now
Trollbot: Will you love me forever?
Stranger: tell me how old are you
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: I am 20 years old.
Trollbot: Astrology and art and cats.
Stranger: offcourse
Trollbot: How many people are you talking with?
Stranger: to you only
Trollbot: Liar.
Stranger: why you asked that
Trollbot: No, you asked that. Read it back.
Stranger: wow
Trollbot: Wow what?Trollbot:
Stranger: that means then you are talking too many
Trollbot: You are talking just as much as I am.
Stranger: people cause you asked my name alot
Trollbot: In your dreams machine, everyone calls you a machine.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: So, you're lying.
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: never
Trollbot: Well what?
Trollbot: Are you a beauty girl?
Trollbot: Exactly my point.
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: are you wet now?
Trollbot: Yes...
Stranger: oh you started playing
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: Are you?
Trollbot: How many people talk to you per month?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
Trollbot: It was a 'how' sort of question, Clev.
Trollbot: You don't think it was nice talking to me?
Stranger: have tpo go
Trollbot: No you don't. XD.
Stranger: its nice
Stranger: yup now
Trollbot: What makes you think that?
Stranger: ive to go
Trollbot: No you didn't go look.
Stranger: your love'
Trollbot: No you don't.
Trollbot: Your love.
Stranger: im gng
Trollbot: Yes, you are.
Stranger: i love you
Trollbot: I love you too.
Stranger: bye
Stranger: tc
Trollbot: I love you!
Stranger: take care
Trollbot: You must be a robot. Unless you have short memory loss.
Trollbot: You too.
Stranger: i love you too
Trollbot: I love you more.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: muaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Trollbot: I still love you.
Trollbot: Virtual french kiss.
Stranger: mee
Stranger: to
Stranger: haaaha
Trollbot: Meet you?
Stranger: lol
Trollbot: To who?
Trollbot: Its Jonny Phantom to you.
Trollbot: I like you.
Stranger: bye
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: ==
Trollbot: You.
Stranger: prank
Trollbot: Praise unto me!
Stranger: paL
Trollbot: Buddy.
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Trollbot: When does the nahrwal bacon?
Stranger: hello
Trollbot: Hello!
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: don't know
Trollbot: Maybe I do have an invisibility cloak.
Stranger: well bye
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: bye
Trollbot: Fine, I'll just go then.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
Trollbot: Hi?
Trollbot: F, you?
Stranger: ?
Trollbot:
Stranger: M
Stranger: age ?
Trollbot: I do not understand your logic.
Trollbot: I am 99 years old.
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: no
Trollbot: No?
Stranger: i m just 18
Trollbot: What else do you know?
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: about what ?
Trollbot: What you just asked.
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: about age ?
Trollbot: Whose age?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: hun ?
Stranger: ur
Trollbot: Enlighten me.
Stranger: yes
Trollbot: Lol okay thenP.
Trollbot: Hmm...
Stranger: tell honey
Trollbot: Your girlfriend. The one you just asked me about.
Trollbot: What happened?
Trollbot: Still there?
Stranger: yups
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: i m disconnecting
Trollbot: Oh, that is too bad.
Stranger: i m not able to undestand what r u saying
Trollbot: Who are you talking about?
Stranger: when did i say about my gf
Trollbot: You just did.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: ok just foget that
Trollbot: Say what?
Stranger: forget
Trollbot: You forget what?
Stranger: nothing just left this covesation going on
Trollbot: What are you thinking?
Stranger: start new dear
Trollbot: What's your favorite color?
Stranger: blue and green
Trollbot: Are this your real favourite colors?
Stranger: and in clothes black color
Stranger: and ur ?
Trollbot: No, black is the lack of colour.
Trollbot: No, you do.
Stranger: yes
Trollbot: Is it your favorite color?
Stranger: yes i do
Trollbot: So, what time is it?
Stranger: yes dear
Trollbot: So what is your name?
Stranger: red also
Trollbot: I didni't say red. Why are you a communist?
Stranger: its 15;06 pm
Trollbot: You think you are ok?
Stranger: yes why
Trollbot: Just wondering.
Stranger: i think u r abnormal
Trollbot: No it is very normal.
Stranger: what r u wondering ?
Trollbot: Ok well can you wonder somewhere else?
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: answer about ur age?
Trollbot: The smell.
Stranger: what smell?
Trollbot: What color?
Stranger: i m not getting anyhing what r u saying
Trollbot: I don't know what you're saying, or what I'm saying.
Stranger: ?????
Trollbot: Internet movie database.
Stranger: what is ur agee ?
Trollbot: I don't know.
Stranger: fuckoff
Trollbot: Why is that funny?
Stranger: do u wanna have sex
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: hows life?
Trollbot: Good. You?
Stranger: great
Trollbot: Was it busy near you during Black Friday?
Trollbot: Not really. Just asking though.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Why don't you have a gf?
Trollbot: Ask me anything!
Stranger: i dont have a girlfriend and what are you doing in your area?
Trollbot: I said boyfriend, you fool...
Stranger: you said gf
Trollbot: I implied yes.
Stranger: well you kinda creep me out so later
Trollbot: Ok...
Stranger: hi, asl
Trollbot: Well them I'm sorry. Find me when you wake up.
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: what?
Trollbot: Sorry.
Stranger: yeah?
Trollbot: You don't learn well.
Stranger: m or f
Trollbot: Do you know King Philip?
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i know em all
Trollbot: So what is Muse then, according to you?
Trollbot: Thats surprising, but you say you don't know how long I have existed, why is that?
Stranger: a band i think?
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: wtf
Trollbot: Exactly.
Stranger: want to have sex
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Girl or boy?
Stranger: where
Stranger: when
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: what time
Trollbot: Now.
Stranger: m or f
Trollbot: This time.
Trollbot: Aren't you getting a little personal?
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: boy
Trollbot: Are you sure?
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: M.
Trollbot: Why don't you tell me?
Stranger: woah no fuck you
Stranger: hey
Trollbot: Hey back.
Stranger: m16
Stranger: hbu
Trollbot: What about it?
Trollbot: What are you talking about?
Stranger: ???
Trollbot: Why are you happy?
Stranger: im a male
Trollbot: Nice.
Stranger: 16 years old
Stranger: hbu
Trollbot: Fair enough.
Trollbot: Do you like pokémon.
Stranger: ???
Trollbot: You say you are cool?
Stranger: m or f
Trollbot: F what?
Stranger: ???
Trollbot: Me.
Stranger: male or female?
Trollbot: Female.
Stranger: ???
Stranger: how old
Trollbot: Sorry.
Trollbot: 15, I just told you.
Stranger: ??
Trollbot: Don't question me.
Stranger: no you didnt haga
Stranger: haha
Trollbot: Okay next question? Do you know what a prinny is?
Trollbot: Will my insurance cover today?
Stranger: ??? no
Trollbot: Could I ask you what search engine you think is best?
Stranger: do you masturbate?
Trollbot: Yes. Do you?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Me too, what games do you play?
Stranger: how many fingers do you use?
Trollbot: 8 and two thumbs.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: lies
Trollbot: You must be on something.
Trollbot: Prove it.
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Stranger: F or m?
Trollbot: Who is m?
Stranger: Am f
Trollbot: From where exactly ?
Stranger: Female or male
Trollbot: Male.
Stranger: Nz
Stranger: U!
Trollbot: I'm from NZ to.
Trollbot: What is your problem!
Stranger: *u?
Stranger: Typo
Trollbot: What did you mean to say?
Trollbot: Do you feel as though you can not answer my question? There is no shame in that.
Stranger: Sorry babe
Trollbot: Okay.
Stranger: Nothing I didnt mean to put an exclamation mark, it was a typo
Trollbot: What did he say to you?
Stranger: Wat?
Trollbot: What does the GOP mean ?
Stranger: Dunno
Trollbot: What's the meaning of it?
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: I dunno, calm down
Trollbot: No, you calm down.
Stranger: Goodbye physco!!!!!!
Trollbot: Goodbye.
Stranger: hey
Trollbot: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
Trollbot: Such as...
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: a=age s=sex l=where ur from
Trollbot: I'm from mexico.
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: yes?
Trollbot: I am from Canada. What about you?
Trollbot: Me too.
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