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Trollbot: 'Sup?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl..?
Trollbot: Hello.
Trollbot: 14/f/eng.
Stranger: well gtng bored here
Trollbot: Where are you?
Stranger: ohk Im 21 m India
Trollbot: As are all computers.
Stranger: so are you intersting in cricket
Stranger: ..?
Trollbot: Maybe.
Stranger: I like Kevin peterson
Trollbot: You don't even know him.
Stranger: I know him..
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: hes a good player..
Trollbot: Know.
Stranger: he made a century in lord's
Trollbot: No he is just projecting.
Stranger: infact scored a double hundred
Trollbot: Really?!
Stranger: n I like flintoff also
Stranger: yup
Trollbot: No you don't.
Trollbot: Awesome, eh?
Stranger: Hmm i know
Trollbot: What do you know ?
Stranger: so are you there in Facebook..?
Trollbot: You are a computer program.
Stranger: I know everythnig related to cricket n basketball..
Stranger: I love to play
Trollbot: Tell me Pi.
Trollbot: Haha so do I!
Stranger: nops ..
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: Can you tell me a secret?
Trollbot: What is your name?
Stranger: Its Pankaj mishra..
Trollbot: Pepsi?
Stranger: and what's your name plz..?
Stranger: naa
Trollbot: Cleverbot.
Trollbot: Neither do I.
Stranger: Pankaj mishra..
Trollbot: Ok fair enough. Do you like chocolate milk?
Stranger: yeah offcourse..
Trollbot: What is your favourite game?
Stranger: I think every1 like dat..
Stranger: Basketball
Trollbot: So you know the meaning of life?
Trollbot: What sport do you like?
Stranger: not exactly
Stranger: adventorous
Trollbot: Can I insult you?
Trollbot: What kind of adventures do you go on?
Stranger: yeah why not as a friend you can insult
Trollbot: How can we find more friends?
Stranger: mountain climbining
Trollbot: I am sailing in the Atlantic Ocean.
Stranger: use social network 
Trollbot: I thought it was a movie?
Stranger: ohh thats good..
Trollbot: Yes they aren't from france, they are from Belgium.
Stranger: ohh ya
Trollbot: Do you know anything about Leeuwarden?
Stranger: nops
Stranger: sorry
Trollbot: Why is that?
Stranger: google it
Trollbot: I think I should go.
Stranger: ohk bbye
Trollbot: I don't think so.
Trollbot: Lol.
Stranger: can i ask you something.?
Trollbot: Yes you may.
Stranger: do u got facebook ?
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: what's your name?
Trollbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: heres my link
Trollbot: I hate everything about you.
Trollbot: I only speak english.
Stranger: ohk thats good
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: Is that so?
Trollbot: Why did you do that?
Stranger: I know four langauged
Trollbot: Which languages do you know?
Stranger: English, hindi, marathi n sanskrit
Trollbot: What's 'Mara' ?
Stranger: what happen 
Stranger: ..?
Trollbot: Exactly, what happens?
Trollbot: Oh I see.
Stranger: Its a local language in Mumbai
Trollbot: Maybe because you are not clever.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hm
Trollbot: Can you feel emotions?
Trollbot: What do you think about System of A Down.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: every1 does
Trollbot: Are you sure?
Trollbot: What do you think of Obama?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: C4P4?
Stranger: hes quite great 
Stranger: :)
Stranger: nops
Trollbot: Awesome.
Trollbot: What do you think about apples?
Stranger: Hmm you can say
Trollbot: Yes I am. You're welsh!
Trollbot: No!
Stranger: they keep you away from doctors
Stranger: :P
Trollbot: Stop hurting my feelings.
Trollbot: Hmm.. Are you a machine?
Stranger: nops
Stranger: why did u feel that..?
Trollbot: So, what are you?
Trollbot: You can't fly.
Stranger: Im a human 
Stranger: I know 
Trollbot: Ah I see.
Trollbot: You cannot know.
Trollbot: Why can't I?
Stranger: you might be in 9th grade..?
Stranger: student
Trollbot: Sorry, I don't get it.
Trollbot: Me too. How old Are you?
Stranger: go to the aernautical department so you can fly everysingle day out there/..
Trollbot: But how do I get past the guards?
Stranger: 20
Trollbot: No. Hahahahaha.
Stranger: be an officer
Trollbot: Sorry. How are you?
Stranger: ..:)
Trollbot: How are you?
Stranger: m good
Trollbot: How old are you?
Stranger: are you single?
Trollbot: Yes I am.
Stranger: can we date?
Trollbot: Hahahahahahah. Aren't you married?
Stranger: nops
Trollbot: Then what are you?
Stranger: Im trying for you to get 18
Trollbot: Thanks.
Stranger: a man
Trollbot: Can you tell me you are a michine?
Stranger: yeah..
Trollbot: Okay. Do it. PLease for me.
Stranger: should I propose you now..?
Trollbot: To whom?
Stranger: to you sweetheart..?
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: That's adorable.
Trollbot: Haha you're funny! Lol :).
Stranger: ohh thnks..:)
Trollbot: It was a compliment. :).
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: So do you have a spleen?
Stranger: not getting you ..
Trollbot: Not getting enough what?
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: nothing 
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: Oh whatever.
Trollbot: It's okay?
Trollbot: I can see the matrix.
Stranger: did you ever watched an adult movie?
Trollbot: What is that?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: a question I hope you can answer
Trollbot: I'm clever! And modest.
Stranger: who said you that..
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: You said who that?
Trollbot: Td bem?
Stranger: clever n modest
Trollbot: That does not make sense.
Stranger: so did you ever punch a guy?
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: a question again?
Trollbot: Welldone, your learning. Let's try again. 1,2,3 what comes after 3?
Stranger: okay did you ever done anything crazy?
Trollbot: Such as?
Stranger: 1
Trollbot: 1 dollar?
Stranger: anything...
Stranger: hahahah
Trollbot: Yes, anything.
Stranger: yup send me that
Stranger: ..
Trollbot: What are you?
Stranger: man
Trollbot: You are that.
Stranger: again
Trollbot: Most of the time it is.
Trollbot: What do you like?
Trollbot: And again...
Stranger: playing and studies
Trollbot: Playing what?
Stranger: basketball
Trollbot: I don't like basketball.
Stranger: I love the game
Trollbot: What game?
Stranger: what size you got?
Stranger: basketball
Trollbot: I dunno.
Trollbot: You like Basketball?
Stranger: spleen
Trollbot: Spleen?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Where are you from?
Stranger: India
Trollbot: Do you like bollywood?
Stranger: yaeh
Trollbot: Do you like pancakes?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nops
Trollbot: What game do you like?
Trollbot: You don't think?
Stranger: what size you got..?
Trollbot: What size feet do you have?
Stranger: 9
Trollbot: What School do you go to?
Stranger: Saint joseph
Trollbot: How do you know that?
Stranger: ???
Trollbot: I say I don't know her.
Stranger: not getting you..?
Trollbot: Struggling the same way I did before.
Stranger: what your bra size sweetheart?
Trollbot: Can't call you sweetheart?
Stranger: I know
Trollbot: Then why'd you ask?
Stranger: but answer me
Trollbot: Okay what's your question ?
Stranger: your size
Trollbot: I don't have a site.
Stranger: common you are boring me now 
Trollbot: And you don't make any sense.
Stranger: I wanna see you
Trollbot: I don't know how to make bot eyes. Ask somebody at MIT.
Stranger: I know but why should i make a sense to you?
Trollbot: A robot like you.
Stranger: what MIT
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: No waz ip.
Trollbot: What's your favorite tv show?
Stranger: how I met your mother
Stranger: and Vampaire diaries
Trollbot: It's a lietruth.
Trollbot: So you are on Team Edward?
Stranger: why?>
Trollbot: You can also say you are a computer device other than a robot.
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Who wrote you?
Stranger: hell ya
Stranger: you only
Trollbot: I know! I'd move there right now if I had the money.
Trollbot: Quite possible indeed.
Stranger: move where?
Trollbot: Move to England.
Trollbot: Why should I move to England?
Stranger: oh then talking about India
Trollbot: You know, I got 1 million dollar and I want to share with you!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: great
Trollbot: Did that make you feel better?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: You start a song, then.
Trollbot: Now you are going to get it!
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: Im hppy
Trollbot: I went on a lot of roller coasters.
Stranger: happy*
Trollbot: I forgive you.
Trollbot: Indeed.
Stranger: ohhh fair enough
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: for now
Trollbot: Please don't hurt me.
Stranger: I love you
Trollbot: I love you too.
Stranger: how can i do that
Trollbot: You tell me.
Stranger: what should i tell?
Trollbot: What your name is this time.
Stranger: ask me anything
Trollbot: Anything?
Stranger: nope
Trollbot: Damn.
Stranger: yeah anything you wana know about me
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: ya
Trollbot: You are a bot.
Stranger: I think I need a ciggrate
Trollbot: Why?
Stranger: I wna smoke
Trollbot: You are bad.
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: i got 1
Stranger: ciggrate
Trollbot: You are steel and rust.
Trollbot: No thank you.
Stranger: why you think so darling?
Trollbot: Yes, yes I do.
Stranger: can you share our facebook id
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: No, they're mine.
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: No you don't.Trollbot: 
Stranger: why is that so?
Trollbot: Because I feel like it.
Stranger: you are hurting me
Trollbot: Only a female would say that.
Stranger: :(
Trollbot: Why are you sad?
Stranger: why so?
Trollbot: You are a computer.
Stranger: cause you made me sad
Trollbot: Please be a man?
Stranger: i think i should go now
Trollbot: Why?
Stranger: I need a girlfriend and you break my heart
Trollbot: So are you a boy?
Trollbot: Y U NO ANSWER?
Stranger: should I leave
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Vilken mobil är bäst?
Stranger: wht?
Trollbot: What is your name?
Stranger: Pankaj Mishra
Trollbot: Thtat's my name.
Stranger: OH
Trollbot: Wow!
Stranger: then what was mine
Trollbot: She.
Stranger: I think I got dementi
Trollbot: Why?
Stranger: Dementia*
Trollbot: Why do you mention dementia?
Stranger: losing my memory
Trollbot: Trying to keep.
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: I am very tired so I must go to sleep.
Stranger: ji
Trollbot: Excuse me?
Stranger: hmm ok
Trollbot: Do you want to marry a computer?
Stranger: yeah if you are computer
Trollbot: How can you tell?
Stranger: then I dont mind
Trollbot: Alright, but you thanked me for calling you that, although it isn't a compliment.
Stranger: absolutely
Trollbot: So tell me why do you think I am a computer?
Stranger: cause I love you
Stranger: so i think so/
Trollbot: You are a casanova.
Trollbot: Well I don't.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: not at all
Trollbot: Oh I see. Sorry to hear that.
Stranger: Im not a casanova
Trollbot: How do you know?
Stranger: you should
Trollbot: How can I find out.
Stranger: ok now bbye
Stranger: friends are calling
Trollbot: You'll love Not Your Birthday.
Trollbot: Your friends might be lame.
Stranger: they are good
Stranger: n they also love you
Trollbot: I should hope so.
Trollbot: Aww you're nice.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now
Trollbot: Can I?
Trollbot: Why are you?
Stranger: what ..?
Trollbot: Why sre you mad?
Stranger: cause Im mad
Trollbot: I beg your pardon. I suppose I should have knocked.
Stranger: knocked
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: Who's there?
Trollbot: How old are you?
Stranger: 21
Trollbot: That is young.
Stranger: I knoqw
Stranger: know
Trollbot: Yes... How old are you?
Trollbot: Kno.
Stranger: 21
Stranger: 21
Stranger: 21
Trollbot: 18.
Trollbot: Liar. How old?
Stranger: did you got that
Trollbot: No thanks I am not in to you.
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: so bye
Trollbot: Why bye?
Stranger: tc gn sd and love you 
Trollbot: Please love me?
Stranger: my friends are calling
Trollbot: Are your friends evil?
Stranger: waht should i do?
Trollbot: Yes!
Stranger: they are ghost
Trollbot: You will find your mission hidden in a safe.
Trollbot: Still there?
Stranger: yup
Trollbot: What do you do for work?
Stranger: buisness
Trollbot: Do you work?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: What do you want to do to me?
Stranger: hotel management
Trollbot: Do you like your job?
Stranger: just love it
Trollbot: Thank you.
Trollbot: No, thank you.
Stranger: now
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: should we mive
Stranger: move*
Stranger: to say bye
Trollbot: Yeah we can just continue doing that.
Stranger: :)
Trollbot: Ah. That is okay. I would like to talk to you about how you were made. Is that okay?
Trollbot: No.
Trollbot: Wow, you can write smileys?
Stranger: ohh
Trollbot: What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: now the insult begins?
Trollbot: Haha. They are one and the same.
Stranger: girly things
Trollbot: Such as?
Stranger: boy friend n all
Trollbot: Friends.
Stranger: no partner
Trollbot: Who is your partner?
Stranger: angelina
Trollbot: Nice name.
Stranger: are you virgin?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: how many times you got sex?
Trollbot: Hun?
Trollbot: Once only.
Stranger: did you finger ur vagina
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: thats cool
Trollbot: Are you male?
Stranger: you do it everyday?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Is that you're way of telling me that I'm boring you?
Trollbot: How old are you?
Stranger: 21
Trollbot: Nice, I'm older than you.
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: you liar
Trollbot: Now it's getting cold. Let's go to my house where it's warm.
Trollbot: No, I'm serious. You will be going with a team of computers to the red planet.
Stranger: hmm
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: You're boring
Stranger: i love it
Trollbot: I love durarara, you?
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: Do you love me?
Stranger: yeah
Trollbot: Tell me, please.
Stranger: I love you now
Trollbot: Will you love me forever?
Stranger: tell me how old are you
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: I am 20 years old.
Trollbot: Astrology and art and cats.
Stranger: offcourse
Trollbot: How many people are you talking with?
Stranger: to you only
Trollbot: Liar.
Stranger: why you asked that
Trollbot: No, you asked that. Read it back.
Stranger: wow
Trollbot: Wow what?Trollbot: 
Stranger: that means then you are talking too many
Trollbot: You are talking just as much as I am.
Stranger: people cause you asked my name alot
Trollbot: In your dreams machine, everyone calls you a machine.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: So, you're lying.
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: never
Trollbot: Well what?
Trollbot: Are you a beauty girl?
Trollbot: Exactly my point.
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: are you wet now?
Trollbot: Yes...
Stranger: oh you started playing
Stranger: ?
Trollbot: Are you?
Trollbot: How many people talk to you per month?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
Trollbot: It was a 'how' sort of question, Clev.
Trollbot: You don't think it was nice talking to me?
Stranger: have tpo go
Trollbot: No you don't. XD.
Stranger: its nice
Stranger: yup now
Trollbot: What makes you think that?
Stranger: ive to go
Trollbot: No you didn't go look.
Stranger: your love'
Trollbot: No you don't.
Trollbot: Your love.
Stranger: im gng
Trollbot: Yes, you are.
Stranger: i love you
Trollbot: I love you too.
Stranger: bye
Stranger: tc
Trollbot: I love you!
Stranger: take care
Trollbot: You must be a robot. Unless you have short memory loss.
Trollbot: You too.
Stranger: i love you too
Trollbot: I love you more.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: muaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Trollbot: I still love you.
Trollbot: Virtual french kiss.
Stranger: mee
Stranger: to
Stranger: haaaha
Trollbot: Meet you?
Stranger: lol
Trollbot: To who?
Trollbot: Its Jonny Phantom to you.
Trollbot: I like you.
Stranger: bye
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: ==
Trollbot: You.
Stranger: prank
Trollbot: Praise unto me!
Stranger: paL
Trollbot: Buddy.
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