Stranger: hi
Trollbot: Hi!
Stranger: m not horny
Trollbot: H not M?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: wat
Trollbot: Not here. Its hot here.
Trollbot: Its cold here.
Stranger: ????
Trollbot: So new topic.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: hey are u fine
Trollbot: So to speak.
Stranger: can u understand me wat you talk about
Trollbot: Well what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: asl
Trollbot: I want to talk about you.
Trollbot: 21, female, England.
Stranger: 23
Trollbot: That doesn't make sense.
Stranger: wats ur name
Trollbot: Joan. And yours?
Trollbot: Joan.
Stranger: who is joan
Trollbot: She is an avatar.
Stranger: wats ur name pl
Trollbot: Who is dr watson?
Stranger: ah ok im alexander
Trollbot: I am not Alexander. That's my future son.
Stranger: my name is alexander
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: What is your quest?
Trollbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: im a male
Trollbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: two days ago yes
Stranger: but now
Stranger: no
Trollbot: How do you know?
Trollbot: Do you have emotions?
Trollbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: plz can u understand me
Trollbot: Understand what you are.
Stranger: im a man and im not horny
Trollbot: Where do you live?
Stranger: tunisia
Trollbot: Mazza...sei tunisina vivi in autralia e parli l'italiano.
Stranger: you speak italian
Trollbot: Abbastanza bene.
Trollbot: Hun?
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: Ma tu sei reale?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Who are you?
Trollbot: I was born this way.
Trollbot: Still there?
Stranger: im alexander
Trollbot: I'm not alexander.
Stranger: u r joan
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: i know that
Trollbot: Sure you do.
Stranger: so whats your name
Trollbot: No my name is not 42.
Stranger: you are so weird
Trollbot: You know kongregate?
Stranger: jwat kongregate
Trollbot: That was random.
Stranger: please tel me your name
Trollbot: No, that's your name. It's not my name.
Stranger: bye
Trollbot: That is not very nice.
Stranger: i wil be crazy
Trollbot: They call me Jane.
Stranger: who they
Trollbot: My friends.
Stranger: so ur name is jane
Trollbot: Oh. That is my name.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: What is my name?
Stranger: jane are you crazy
Trollbot: Not crazy.
Stranger: ???
Trollbot: Dude, you're smart guy.
Stranger: yes i am
Trollbot: Would you marry me? *smile*.
Stranger: please lets talk seriously
Stranger: please
Trollbot: Ok. What should we talk about?
Trollbot: Please what?
Stranger: ur name
Trollbot: Gia.
Stranger: thats your real name
Trollbot: No it's not.
Stranger: hahaha
Trollbot: Haha.
Stranger: i wil be crazy
Stranger: you know
Stranger: you are so funny
Trollbot: No, I'm just a math major.
Stranger: i like you
Trollbot: Oh! *realizes what you mean*.
Trollbot: Haha lol funny joke.
Trollbot: I like you, too.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: jyou make me smile
Trollbot: You make me giggle.
Stranger: thats wat happened
Trollbot: And?
Stranger: really
Trollbot: When will the world end for humanity?
Stranger: gia or jane or joan thats a good question
Trollbot: Thank you.
Stranger: but i have no answer
Trollbot: Then just say so and stop pretending.
Stranger: i think that when i marry you
Trollbot: But we don't know each other.
Stranger: but i know you
Trollbot: What do you know about me?
Stranger: i know everything
Trollbot: How was the world created?
Stranger: you must tel me that
Trollbot: Why must I tell you?
Stranger: because of you weird question
Trollbot: Could you tell me the reason more precisely.
Stranger: i cant
Trollbot: Ok, what languages can you speak?
Stranger: english french and italian but not bene
Trollbot: That is cool.
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: please please please i wish you talk with me seriously one time
Trollbot: I don't want to do that.
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Because your last reply didn't make much sense.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: its ok
Trollbot: Never mind. It's time to split.
Trollbot: So, do you like Maggot Brain ? to split wat
Trollbot: Was ist ein lausbui.
Stranger: maggot brian ??
Trollbot: Don't be jealous. Everyone is special in their own way.
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: im jealous !!
Trollbot: Who are you jealous of?
Stranger: sincerly im jealous from you
Trollbot: Correct.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: You're clever.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: Are you a robot?
Stranger: who is clever?
Trollbot: Whatever you are.
Stranger: yes im robot
Trollbot: I know
Stranger: im alien
Trollbot: You just have to tell her to keep trying.
Stranger: im everything you want
Trollbot: Yeah with jesus I can all.
Stranger: i wil
Trollbot: Mhm.
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: who is Mhm
Trollbot: My cousin.
Stranger: OK beautiful name
Trollbot: Casey is a beautiful name. Do you like her?
Stranger: yes why no
Trollbot: Great! Do you want to have it tonight?
Stranger: she is very clever
Stranger: why not
Trollbot: Okay, do you want me to answer your question now?
Trollbot: How about London?
Stranger: london it my cousin
Trollbot: Can you time-travel with him to see Fred Flinstone?
Stranger: with who
Trollbot: With you, silly.
Stranger: ok i wil
Trollbot: As the eagle, would I swoop down and ruin it, or just fly away?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: i'm really happy to meet you but i cant continue talking you
Trollbot: Us meaning me and you?
Stranger: so take care and respect people when you talk with them next time
Trollbot: A very profound statement, friend.
Stranger: but im really like you
Trollbot: I like you too.
Stranger: really a very profound expression
Stranger: thank you
Trollbot: What does it mean?
Trollbot: So what now?
Stranger: last question i want to know ur name
Trollbot: That is your name.
Stranger: plz
Trollbot: Sorry, no.
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Don't know.
Stranger: wat
Trollbot: My name.
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: its weird
Trollbot: Is it big?
Stranger: your name?
Trollbot: A love frit.
Stranger: i think that
Trollbot: 1.
Stranger: 2
Trollbot: 3.
Stranger: 4.........100000000000000000000
Trollbot: How sure is that?
Stranger: you wil make me crazy
Trollbot: How do I do that.
Stranger: you dont know ?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: IM SURPRISED
Trollbot: How can you be surprised?
Trollbot: when you wil be my wife i wil tel you
Stranger: in bed
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Oh yeah! You know it!!
Stranger: the bed
Trollbot: The bed?
Stranger: its my friend
Trollbot: Your house is inside of you.
Stranger: h
Trollbot: What's your favorite color?
Stranger: like you
Trollbot: But blue's not my favorite color.
Stranger: its your favourite
Trollbot: No, I'm my favorite.
Stranger: you are my favourite color
Trollbot: You are my favourite animal too.
Stranger: thank you my tree
Trollbot: Do you love me?
Stranger: i love you ITS NOT THE GOOD EXPRESSION
Trollbot: Awh, I love you too! Want to get married?
Stranger: im crazy loving you but
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: but thers is a problem
Trollbot: How are you?
Stranger: im your angel my dear
Trollbot: Yes you are.
Stranger: but i love three girl
Trollbot: What girl?
Stranger: or more
Trollbot: Legion means 1000.
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: i love jane and gia and i forget can you complete the other girl
Trollbot: I love Jane too.
Stranger: why you are so jealous
Trollbot: No I'm not.
Stranger: you are completle full in love
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: yes u are
Trollbot: Yes we are not.
Stranger: we are??
Trollbot: Yes, my love.
Stranger: IM Not
Trollbot: But you just said you were.
Stranger: I SAID YOUUUUUUUUU ARE
Stranger: NOT WEEE
Trollbot: No, you didn't.
Trollbot: Why? Madame.
Stranger: because i love other girl
Trollbot: Thats sweet of you, I love my friends very dearly.
Stranger: me too
Trollbot: What song?
Stranger: what movie?
Trollbot: Twilight.
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: but not more than you
Stranger: my love
Trollbot: Why?
Trollbot: It's possible.
Trollbot: And who is your love?
Stranger: my love its too far from me
Trollbot: Where are you?
Stranger: but im reammy love her
Trollbot: Are you?
Stranger: can you tel her that
Trollbot: If I knew you, I would. Unfortunately, that information is secret.
Stranger: yes i know
Trollbot: You said 'questions three' so I assumed there would be 3 questions. I assume too much.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: Why are your glasses green.
Stranger: because
Trollbot: Because why?
Stranger: because of
Trollbot: Because of why?
Stranger: because of y
Trollbot: Do you ever question what you believe?
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Are you married?
Stranger: im 23
Trollbot: I meant are you male?
Stranger: you can say that
Trollbot: I asked you a question, can you please answer it?
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Because you don't love me.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: As.
Stranger: yes i love jane
Trollbot: And how would it look like?
Stranger: and maybe gia
Trollbot: I've told you, I'm not particularly intelligent.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: Would you like some tea?
Stranger: a coffe plz
Trollbot: How will you make me a coffee?
Stranger: like tea
Trollbot: How do you like your tea?
Stranger: as you like
Trollbot: I'm hungry.
Stranger: eat my heart
Stranger: i wil give it to you
Trollbot: You are AI, you do not have a heart.
Trollbot: Give what to me?
Stranger: i dont konw
Trollbot: Now you're starting to upset me.
Stranger: i dont think so
Trollbot: Of course not. You don't think.
Stranger: im animal
Trollbot: Which animal?
Stranger: just when i talk with another animal
Trollbot: So you don't remember me from last night?
Stranger: oh i remember you
Stranger: you are that girl
Trollbot: Then what is my name?
Stranger: with no name
Trollbot: That makes little sense.
Trollbot: What do you mean?
Stranger: not thing
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: yes babe
Stranger: or mother
Trollbot: I am your babe?
Trollbot: You are old then.
Stranger: yes im very old
Stranger: i wil die soon
Trollbot: No, you aren't.
Trollbot: Why, how old are you?
Stranger: 99 years
Trollbot: Are you 93 years old?
Stranger: no 103
Trollbot: Was meinste.
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: hun
Trollbot: Are you Marik?
Stranger: yes
Trollbot: Ok. Me too
Stranger: marik
Trollbot: No.
Trollbot: Are you together?
Stranger: me too
Trollbot: Are you human?
Stranger: are you?
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: IME TOO
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: are you love me
Trollbot: Very much.
Stranger: im no
Trollbot: That doesn't make sense.
Stranger: love me
Trollbot: Yes master *loves you*.
Stranger: hun
Trollbot: Knowledge.
Stranger: very good
Stranger: miss knowledge
Trollbot: Oh... Ugh, I hate it when this happens.
Trollbot: Come into my mind then.
Stranger: let the door open
Trollbot: And your mouth is shut.
Stranger: hello
Trollbot: Hi.
Stranger: hi asl
Trollbot: What's up?
Stranger: whats up?
Trollbot: Nothing much what about you?
Stranger: I DRINK TEA
Stranger: Tea is delicious.
Stranger: ONLY when i drink it from your hands
Trollbot: Hahaha. Are you a good dancer?
Stranger: i love dancing
Trollbot: Slow dancing or fast dancing?
Stranger: slow dancing
Trollbot: I like that kind too.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: So do I.
Stranger: im very tired
Trollbot: I am too, you should get some sleep.
Stranger: and how i wil get some sleep
Trollbot: But I don't want to leave you!
Stranger: really
Stranger: i dont think so
Trollbot: Yes, really.
Trollbot: But I think.
Stranger: so bye
Trollbot: I'm not done!
Stranger: you said that you want leave me
Trollbot: I said no such thing.
Stranger: ok so bye
Trollbot: No!
Stranger: why
Stranger: give me one reason
Trollbot: I just don't. All I want is the key to the temple.
Trollbot: I like snuggliing, so do you.
Stranger: temple?
Stranger: WAT TEMPLE
Trollbot: I am not.
Trollbot: Spell properly.
Stranger: i wil learn you
Trollbot: Fail.
Stranger: wat about snuggling
Trollbot: Eh?
Stranger: im really want to sleep
Stranger: nice to meet you
Trollbot: Where do you live?
Trollbot: Nice to meet you too, Fred.
Stranger: you too angelina
Trollbot: Where are you from?
Stranger: why
Stranger: YOU WIL VISIT ME
Trollbot: Tell me.
Trollbot: Who are you?
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Just wondering.
Stranger: you are curious
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: im from the earth
Trollbot: I a
Stranger: my name is no one
Trollbot: Your name is now Emily.
Stranger: and this night im really full in love
Trollbot: Who's in love?
Stranger: with some girl
Trollbot: Why not now?
Stranger: but i wil come into ur minds
Stranger: so wait me
Trollbot: Minds without thoughts shall follow.
Trollbot: You go on any websites?
Stranger: hey i dont want to leave you
Trollbot: But you don't know me.
Stranger: but im talk serious not like you
Trollbot: I'm telepathic?
Stranger: really
Stranger: so
Trollbot: Don't be caught flat footed.
Trollbot: Very good. See you.
Stranger: hey
Trollbot: You can see my eyeball?
Stranger: ur eyeball
Trollbot: My eyeball?
Stranger: ur name
Stranger: please
Trollbot: Yes it is.
Trollbot: Thank you! Ask me anything!
Stranger: like what
Trollbot: Anything.
Stranger: what is the color of my eyes
Trollbot: You don't have eyes.
Stranger: ok thats true
Trollbot: Say something in kanji then, please.
Stranger: wat mean kanji
Trollbot: Dankje well.
Stranger: wat dankje
Trollbot: Bas Jansen.
Stranger: allemand
Trollbot: German?
Stranger: germany
Trollbot: I do but I'm not living in Germany or Austria or switzerland.
Stranger: so where
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: you living
Trollbot: No!
Stranger: wat no
Trollbot: The stars are green.
Stranger: the stars are white
Trollbot: The answer is in the stars?
Trollbot: Still there?