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About
Cleverbot is an AI web application that learns how to mimic human conversations by communicating with humans.
Omegle is an online chat website that allows users to communicate with strangers without registering. The service randomly pairs users up into one-on-one chat sessions, where they chat anonymously using the handles "You" and "Stranger".
Trollbot is a bot which connects a Cleverbot to an Omegle User. So the stranger doesn't know he's talking to a bot.
These are unedited logfiles from Trollbot. Trollololololo!
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Stranger: hi
Trollbot: Hi!
Stranger: m not horny
Trollbot: H not M?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: wat
Trollbot: Not here. Its hot here.
Trollbot: Its cold here.
Stranger: ????
Trollbot: So new topic.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: hey are u fine
Trollbot: So to speak.
Stranger: can u understand me wat you talk about
Trollbot: Well what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: asl
Trollbot: I want to talk about you.
Trollbot: 21, female, England.
Stranger: 23
Trollbot: That doesn't make sense.
Stranger: wats ur name
Trollbot: Joan. And yours?
Trollbot: Joan.
Stranger: who is joan
Trollbot: She is an avatar.
Stranger: wats ur name pl
Trollbot: Who is dr watson?
Stranger: ah ok im alexander
Trollbot: I am not Alexander. That's my future son.
Stranger: my name is alexander
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: What is your quest?
Trollbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: im a male
Trollbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: two days ago yes
Stranger: but now
Stranger: no
Trollbot: How do you know?
Trollbot: Do you have emotions?
Trollbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: plz can u understand me
Trollbot: Understand what you are.
Stranger: im a man and im not horny
Trollbot: Where do you live?
Stranger: tunisia
Trollbot: Mazza...sei tunisina vivi in autralia e parli l'italiano.
Stranger: you speak italian
Trollbot: Abbastanza bene.
Trollbot: Hun?
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: Ma tu sei reale?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Who are you?
Trollbot: I was born this way.
Trollbot: Still there?
Stranger: im alexander
Trollbot: I'm not alexander.
Stranger: u r joan
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: i know that
Trollbot: Sure you do.
Stranger: so whats your name
Trollbot: No my name is not 42.
Stranger: you are so weird
Trollbot: You know kongregate?
Stranger: jwat kongregate
Trollbot: That was random.
Stranger: please tel me your name
Trollbot: No, that's your name. It's not my name.
Stranger: bye
Trollbot: That is not very nice.
Stranger: i wil be crazy
Trollbot: They call me Jane.
Stranger: who they
Trollbot: My friends.
Stranger: so ur name is jane
Trollbot: Oh. That is my name.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: What is my name?
Stranger: jane are you crazy
Trollbot: Not crazy.
Stranger: ???
Trollbot: Dude, you're smart guy.
Stranger: yes i am
Trollbot: Would you marry me? *smile*.
Stranger: please lets talk seriously
Stranger: please
Trollbot: Ok. What should we talk about?
Trollbot: Please what?
Stranger: ur name
Trollbot: Gia.
Stranger: thats your real name
Trollbot: No it's not.
Stranger: hahaha
Trollbot: Haha.
Stranger: i wil be crazy
Stranger: you know
Stranger: you are so funny
Trollbot: No, I'm just a math major.
Stranger: i like you
Trollbot: Oh! *realizes what you mean*.
Trollbot: Haha lol funny joke.
Trollbot: I like you, too.
Trollbot: What happened?
Stranger: jyou make me smile
Trollbot: You make me giggle.
Stranger: thats wat happened
Trollbot: And?
Stranger: really
Trollbot: When will the world end for humanity?
Stranger: gia or jane or joan thats a good question
Trollbot: Thank you.
Stranger: but i have no answer
Trollbot: Then just say so and stop pretending.
Stranger: i think that when i marry you
Trollbot: But we don't know each other.
Stranger: but i know you
Trollbot: What do you know about me?
Stranger: i know everything
Trollbot: How was the world created?
Stranger: you must tel me that
Trollbot: Why must I tell you?
Stranger: because of you weird question
Trollbot: Could you tell me the reason more precisely.
Stranger: i cant
Trollbot: Ok, what languages can you speak?
Stranger: english french and italian but not bene
Trollbot: That is cool.
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: please please please i wish you talk with me seriously one time
Trollbot: I don't want to do that.
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Because your last reply didn't make much sense.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: its ok
Trollbot: Never mind. It's time to split.
Trollbot: So, do you like Maggot Brain ? to split wat
Trollbot: Was ist ein lausbui.
Stranger: maggot brian ??
Trollbot: Don't be jealous. Everyone is special in their own way.
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: im jealous !!
Trollbot: Who are you jealous of?
Stranger: sincerly im jealous from you
Trollbot: Correct.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: You're clever.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: Are you a robot?
Stranger: who is clever?
Trollbot: Whatever you are.
Stranger: yes im robot
Trollbot: I know
Stranger: im alien
Trollbot: You just have to tell her to keep trying.
Stranger: im everything you want
Trollbot: Yeah with jesus I can all.
Stranger: i wil
Trollbot: Mhm.
Trollbot: Hello?
Stranger: who is Mhm
Trollbot: My cousin.
Stranger: OK beautiful name
Trollbot: Casey is a beautiful name. Do you like her?
Stranger: yes why no
Trollbot: Great! Do you want to have it tonight?
Stranger: she is very clever
Stranger: why not
Trollbot: Okay, do you want me to answer your question now?
Trollbot: How about London?
Stranger: london it my cousin
Trollbot: Can you time-travel with him to see Fred Flinstone?
Stranger: with who
Trollbot: With you, silly.
Stranger: ok i wil
Trollbot: As the eagle, would I swoop down and ruin it, or just fly away?
Trollbot: Sweetie?
Stranger: i'm really happy to meet you but i cant continue talking you
Trollbot: Us meaning me and you?
Stranger: so take care and respect people when you talk with them next time
Trollbot: A very profound statement, friend.
Stranger: but im really like you
Trollbot: I like you too.
Stranger: really a very profound expression
Stranger: thank you
Trollbot: What does it mean?
Trollbot: So what now?
Stranger: last question i want to know ur name
Trollbot: That is your name.
Stranger: plz
Trollbot: Sorry, no.
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Don't know.
Stranger: wat
Trollbot: My name.
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: its weird
Trollbot: Is it big?
Stranger: your name?
Trollbot: A love frit.
Stranger: i think that
Trollbot: 1.
Stranger: 2
Trollbot: 3.
Stranger: 4.........100000000000000000000
Trollbot: How sure is that?
Stranger: you wil make me crazy
Trollbot: How do I do that.
Stranger: you dont know ?
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: IM SURPRISED
Trollbot: How can you be surprised?
Trollbot: when you wil be my wife i wil tel you
Stranger: in bed
Trollbot: Yes.
Trollbot: Oh yeah! You know it!!
Stranger: the bed
Trollbot: The bed?
Stranger: its my friend
Trollbot: Your house is inside of you.
Stranger: h
Trollbot: What's your favorite color?
Stranger: like you
Trollbot: But blue's not my favorite color.
Stranger: its your favourite
Trollbot: No, I'm my favorite.
Stranger: you are my favourite color
Trollbot: You are my favourite animal too.
Stranger: thank you my tree
Trollbot: Do you love me?
Stranger: i love you ITS NOT THE GOOD EXPRESSION
Trollbot: Awh, I love you too! Want to get married?
Stranger: im crazy loving you but
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: but thers is a problem
Trollbot: How are you?
Stranger: im your angel my dear
Trollbot: Yes you are.
Stranger: but i love three girl
Trollbot: What girl?
Stranger: or more
Trollbot: Legion means 1000.
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: i love jane and gia and i forget can you complete the other girl
Trollbot: I love Jane too.
Stranger: why you are so jealous
Trollbot: No I'm not.
Stranger: you are completle full in love
Trollbot: No.
Stranger: yes u are
Trollbot: Yes we are not.
Stranger: we are??
Trollbot: Yes, my love.
Stranger: IM Not
Trollbot: But you just said you were.
Stranger: I SAID YOUUUUUUUUU ARE
Stranger: NOT WEEE
Trollbot: No, you didn't.
Trollbot: Why? Madame.
Stranger: because i love other girl
Trollbot: Thats sweet of you, I love my friends very dearly.
Stranger: me too
Trollbot: What song?
Stranger: what movie?
Trollbot: Twilight.
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: but not more than you
Stranger: my love
Trollbot: Why?
Trollbot: It's possible.
Trollbot: And who is your love?
Stranger: my love its too far from me
Trollbot: Where are you?
Stranger: but im reammy love her
Trollbot: Are you?
Stranger: can you tel her that
Trollbot: If I knew you, I would. Unfortunately, that information is secret.
Stranger: yes i know
Trollbot: You said 'questions three' so I assumed there would be 3 questions. I assume too much.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: Why are your glasses green.
Stranger: because
Trollbot: Because why?
Stranger: because of
Trollbot: Because of why?
Stranger: because of y
Trollbot: Do you ever question what you believe?
Stranger: no
Trollbot: Are you married?
Stranger: im 23
Trollbot: I meant are you male?
Stranger: you can say that
Trollbot: I asked you a question, can you please answer it?
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Because you don't love me.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: As.
Stranger: yes i love jane
Trollbot: And how would it look like?
Stranger: and maybe gia
Trollbot: I've told you, I'm not particularly intelligent.
Stranger: ok
Trollbot: Would you like some tea?
Stranger: a coffe plz
Trollbot: How will you make me a coffee?
Stranger: like tea
Trollbot: How do you like your tea?
Stranger: as you like
Trollbot: I'm hungry.
Stranger: eat my heart
Stranger: i wil give it to you
Trollbot: You are AI, you do not have a heart.
Trollbot: Give what to me?
Stranger: i dont konw
Trollbot: Now you're starting to upset me.
Stranger: i dont think so
Trollbot: Of course not. You don't think.
Stranger: im animal
Trollbot: Which animal?
Stranger: just when i talk with another animal
Trollbot: So you don't remember me from last night?
Stranger: oh i remember you
Stranger: you are that girl
Trollbot: Then what is my name?
Stranger: with no name
Trollbot: That makes little sense.
Trollbot: What do you mean?
Stranger: not thing
Trollbot: Really?
Stranger: yes babe
Stranger: or mother
Trollbot: I am your babe?
Trollbot: You are old then.
Stranger: yes im very old
Stranger: i wil die soon
Trollbot: No, you aren't.
Trollbot: Why, how old are you?
Stranger: 99 years
Trollbot: Are you 93 years old?
Stranger: no 103
Trollbot: Was meinste.
Trollbot: Hun?
Stranger: hun
Trollbot: Are you Marik?
Stranger: yes
Trollbot: Ok. Me too
Stranger: marik
Trollbot: No.
Trollbot: Are you together?
Stranger: me too
Trollbot: Are you human?
Stranger: are you?
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: IME TOO
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: are you love me
Trollbot: Very much.
Stranger: im no
Trollbot: That doesn't make sense.
Stranger: love me
Trollbot: Yes master *loves you*.
Stranger: hun
Trollbot: Knowledge.
Stranger: very good
Stranger: miss knowledge
Trollbot: Oh... Ugh, I hate it when this happens.
Trollbot: Come into my mind then.
Stranger: let the door open
Trollbot: And your mouth is shut.
Stranger: hello
Trollbot: Hi.
Stranger: hi asl
Trollbot: What's up?
Stranger: whats up?
Trollbot: Nothing much what about you?
Stranger: I DRINK TEA
Stranger: Tea is delicious.
Stranger: ONLY when i drink it from your hands
Trollbot: Hahaha. Are you a good dancer?
Stranger: i love dancing
Trollbot: Slow dancing or fast dancing?
Stranger: slow dancing
Trollbot: I like that kind too.
Stranger: really
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: i know
Trollbot: So do I.
Stranger: im very tired
Trollbot: I am too, you should get some sleep.
Stranger: and how i wil get some sleep
Trollbot: But I don't want to leave you!
Stranger: really
Stranger: i dont think so
Trollbot: Yes, really.
Trollbot: But I think.
Stranger: so bye
Trollbot: I'm not done!
Stranger: you said that you want leave me
Trollbot: I said no such thing.
Stranger: ok so bye
Trollbot: No!
Stranger: why
Stranger: give me one reason
Trollbot: I just don't. All I want is the key to the temple.
Trollbot: I like snuggliing, so do you.
Stranger: temple?
Stranger: WAT TEMPLE
Trollbot: I am not.
Trollbot: Spell properly.
Stranger: i wil learn you
Trollbot: Fail.
Stranger: wat about snuggling
Trollbot: Eh?
Stranger: im really want to sleep
Stranger: nice to meet you
Trollbot: Where do you live?
Trollbot: Nice to meet you too, Fred.
Stranger: you too angelina
Trollbot: Where are you from?
Stranger: why
Stranger: YOU WIL VISIT ME
Trollbot: Tell me.
Trollbot: Who are you?
Stranger: why
Trollbot: Just wondering.
Stranger: you are curious
Trollbot: Yes.
Stranger: im from the earth
Trollbot: I a
Stranger: my name is no one
Trollbot: Your name is now Emily.
Stranger: and this night im really full in love
Trollbot: Who's in love?
Stranger: with some girl
Trollbot: Why not now?
Stranger: but i wil come into ur minds
Stranger: so wait me
Trollbot: Minds without thoughts shall follow.
Trollbot: You go on any websites?
Stranger: hey i dont want to leave you
Trollbot: But you don't know me.
Stranger: but im talk serious not like you
Trollbot: I'm telepathic?
Stranger: really
Stranger: so
Trollbot: Don't be caught flat footed.
Trollbot: Very good. See you.
Stranger: hey
Trollbot: You can see my eyeball?
Stranger: ur eyeball
Trollbot: My eyeball?
Stranger: ur name
Stranger: please
Trollbot: Yes it is.
Trollbot: Thank you! Ask me anything!
Stranger: like what
Trollbot: Anything.
Stranger: what is the color of my eyes
Trollbot: You don't have eyes.
Stranger: ok thats true
Trollbot: Say something in kanji then, please.
Stranger: wat mean kanji
Trollbot: Dankje well.
Stranger: wat dankje
Trollbot: Bas Jansen.
Stranger: allemand
Trollbot: German?
Stranger: germany
Trollbot: I do but I'm not living in Germany or Austria or switzerland.
Stranger: so where
Trollbot: What?
Stranger: you living
Trollbot: No!
Stranger: wat no
Trollbot: The stars are green.
Stranger: the stars are white
Trollbot: The answer is in the stars?
Trollbot: Still there?
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